Typical dumb blonde... Billy-Bob and Jimmy are standing at the base of a flag-pole, looking up and scratching their heads, when a beautiful blonde woman walks by and inquires about their purpose. ""We've been hired to find out the height of this here flag-pole, such that we might fit it properly with the flag of this great nation."" Billy-Bob replied, ""But we just don't have a ladder!"" The blonde looks up, turns around and walks off, only to return moments later with a screw-driver and measuring tape. The blonde proceeds to unscrew the flagpole from the base, lay it on its side, measure it, and return the pole back to its upright position. The blonde smiles at Billy-Bob and Jimmy, exclaiming happily: ""That flagpole is exactly 15 feet long!"" She turns and continues on her way, happy with her effort and goodwill. Billy-Bob turns to Jimmy, shaking his head at their wasted time. ""Isn't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!""