You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.

Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me.

Lost my car keys so I'm forcing the guy at Home Depot to make me new ones based on what I remember about them.

I saw two Asian guys backing up a UHaul truck to a Home Depot and it reminded me of a great thing about being white. I know someone with a pickup truck.