My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.

*Godzilla smashing Tokyo & eating people. After destroying an asylum he suddenly dies* 60s cop1: what happened 60s cop2: haha nut allergy

I just Tokyo drifted my shopping cart into the checkout line and now all the moms in this grocery store want to have an affair with me.

Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'