My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.

I just Tokyo drifted my shopping cart into the checkout line and now all the moms in this grocery store want to have an affair with me.

Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'

My coffee shop in Tokyo hasn't had many customers in the last couple of months... It's ok now though, people are starting to drift in.