My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.

*Godzilla smashing Tokyo & eating people. After destroying an asylum he suddenly dies* 60s cop1: what happened 60s cop2: haha nut allergy

Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'

My coffee shop in Tokyo hasn't had many customers in the last couple of months... It's ok now though, people are starting to drift in.