Two Christians Were walking in the desert.... They began to feel very hungry and thirsty. Then they saw a nearby mosque. Their names were Chris and Michael and Chris suggested to change names to Muslim names so they would give them food. Chris changed his to Ahmed but Michael refused and didn't change it. They approached the Sheikh of the mosque and the Sheikh asked "" What are your names?"" Chris replied ""My name is Ahmed and this is Michael"" The Sheikh quickly stood up and said ""Quickly get…

Two guys get lost in a desert They keep walking for days and weeks, with no water or food, losing all hope to make it out alive. Suddenly, they see a building in the distance and when they get close, they realize it's a mosque. The first guy, Dave, says: ""Finally! They are muslims, they will help us, but we need to say that we are muslims as well!"" The second guy, Jack says: ""No way, I am Christian, and I will never present myself as a muslim."" Dave says: ""Alright, but we must go in. From n…

So these two bats were hanging out in a cave They were just chillin' when both of them saw this object off in the distance approach at frightening speed. Immediately, one of the bats knew what to do. He swung into action! As the object approached, he stiffened up, went completely rigid, and as the object came within range, he swung his body with all his might and knocked the object clear out of the sky. Astounded, the other bat said, ""Wow, how did you do that? What are you?"" The brave bat said…

One time in band camp... They threatened me with eternal torture. Oh wait that was Bible camp.