So these two bats were hanging out in a cave They were just chillin' when both of them saw this object off in the distance approach at frightening speed. Immediately, one of the bats knew what to do. He swung into action! As the object approached, he stiffened up, went completely rigid, and as the object came within range, he swung his body with all his might and knocked the object clear out of the sky. Astounded, the other bat said, ""Wow, how did you do that? What are you?"" The brave bat said coolly, ""I've always known I was different. I am....a Baseball Bat.""