A native American walks into a store to buy toilet paper... He checks the aisles, then walks up to the clerk behind the counter. ""Where do you keep your toilet paper? I can only see one ply paper?"" ""I'm afraid one ply is all we have sir."" ""I don't want any of that John Wayne toilet paper..."" ""John Wayne toilet paper sir?"" ""That's right, because it's rough, tough and takes no shit from an Indian."" *Edit: My grammar sucks.