Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it.

A long, furry pun... Ever since Jeff was a small boy, he has had a fondness for cute and furry animals. He loved movies with cartoon characters like Thumper, Pooh, and Tigger. His parents indulged him, buying plush toys and teddy bears. He never outgrew his fascination, and as a young man took a job as an assistant at a veterinary clinic so he could be around animals. In the meantime, he taught himself how to cut and sew furry costumes. He got quite good at this, making fantastically detailed ve…

Mohammed cooks fish with Jesus and Moses I was there, I remember it like this: The three friends were boating for fish... Jesus walked out onto the water and said ""I'll scare the fish your way!"" Moses said, ""Ok! I'll part the sea so all the fish land on the land!"" Sure enough it parted and the fish plopped out just as He had said. Mohammed said ""Lalallalalalalla!"" and blew Himself up in a big fireball which ignited all the fish and cooked them perfectly in all the ways. Then they feasted o…

[My favorite] So the parents call in a babysitter She arrives to find the boy she is to take care of crying. Bending down she ask the boy ""what's wrong?"" the boy then responds ""I lost my teddy bear"" ""Oh i can be your teddy bear"" she replies and, the boy agrees. The parents leave and, time passes. ""Bedtime!"" the boy responds ""but, I cant sleep with out my teddy"" ""OK ill sleep together with you"". With the bed sheets covering both of the the boy says ""I like to put my finger in teddys'…