[My favorite] So the parents call in a babysitter She arrives to find the boy she is to take care of crying. Bending down she ask the boy ""what's wrong?"" the boy then responds ""I lost my teddy bear"" ""Oh i can be your teddy bear"" she replies and, the boy agrees. The parents leave and, time passes. ""Bedtime!"" the boy responds ""but, I cant sleep with out my teddy"" ""OK ill sleep together with you"". With the bed sheets covering both of the the boy says ""I like to put my finger in teddys' bellybutton"" ""OK""..... a while passes the babysitter exclaims ""UM .. UM that's not my bellybutton"" the boy smiles "" that's not my finger""