So a teddy bear got a job at a mine... Once upon a time, there was a teddy bear, and that teddy bear got a job at a mine. On his first day there, he got up in the morning, grabbed his pick, and did a good day of mining, then he went to sleep. The next day, he got up, grabbed his pick, and did an even BETTER day of mining, then he went to sleep. On his third day though, he got up in the morning, and his pick was nowhere to be found! He searched and searched and searched, but he could not find it anywhere! In fact, he wasted a whole day searching before he gave up and visited the foreman of the mine. When he asked his pick, the foreman looked at him and said ""Oh don't you know? Today's the day the teddy bears get their picks nicked!"" (Sorry if this has been posted before, I was compiling all of my favourite jokes and I though you guys might like this one)