For date night tonight I'm taking my wife out for a nice dinner at the Sam's Club sample tables.

Oh Sam. Within 3 months of marriage, Sam's wife had a child. **Sam**: how is it possible? **Wife**: how long is it that you're married? **S**: 3 months **W**: how long is it that I'm married? **S**: 3 months **W**: after how many months of marriage was the child born? **S**: 3 months **W**: now total all the three n tell me **S**: oh! yeah it been 9 months. Gee, time flies.

Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks

How to get dogs into a bar. Two men, Sam and Trevor, are standing outside a bar with their dogs on leashes. Sam, who has a golden retriever, suggests to his friend Trevor, who has a chihuahua, ""Why don't we go in and get a drink."" Trevor replies, ""We can't go in with our dogs."" Sam proposes, ""Follow my lead"", as they step in. After ordering drinks the bar owner comes and confronts the men. ""I'm sorry, dogs aren't allowed in my bar"", he says. Sam replies, ""Of course sir, but these are se…