Ballerina A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ""What man here will buy a lady a drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, ""Give the ballerina a drink! The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She …

An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian : Sells the beer to the American, insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself. Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. He then moves to England and …

An englishman, a welshman, and an irishman are sitting on a small plane headed for England. They're all going to live in England. The pilot says they hit a jetstream, and need to lose dead weight, or else they'll crash. The welshman grabs an urn and throws it off. ""Those were the remains of my wife. She was a great woman. Eh, there's tonnes of women in England"" The irishman grabs a keg and throws it off. ""That was the last keg o' beer I made before my brewery burned down. So many memories. Eh…

With all this talk of walls and migrants around the world. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman find a golden lamp in a forest and when Paddy Englishman rubs it with his sleeve a Genie appears and gives them a wish each. Paddy Scotsman says ""I wish to have neverending riches and alcohol."" Paddy Englishman says ""I wish there was a giant wall around England to keep out the Scots, the Welsh, the Irish and anyone else who wants to get in."" Paddy Irishman turns to the Genie and say…