Paddy Scotsman Jokes

With all this talk of walls and migrants around the world. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman find a golden lamp in a forest and when Paddy Englishman rubs it with his sleeve a Genie appears and gives them a wish each. Paddy Scotsman says ""I wish to have neverending riches and alcohol."" Paddy Englishman says ""I wish there was a giant wall around England to keep out the Scots, the Welsh, the Irish and anyone else who wants to get in."" Paddy Irishman turns to the Genie and say…

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Frenchman wash up on a desert island after their plane crashes at sea... Paddy Frenchman didn't make it and the others decide that they must divide up his corpse and resort to cannibalism lest they starve to death.   Paddy Englishman says ""Well, I'm from Liverpool so I should get his liver."" The others agree that seems fair.   Paddy Scotsman says ""I'm from Braetongue, so I should get his tongue.""   After a …