An englishman, a welshman, and an irishman are sitting on a small plane headed for England. They're all going to live in England. The pilot says they hit a jetstream, and need to lose dead weight, or else they'll crash. The welshman grabs an urn and throws it off. ""Those were the remains of my wife. She was a great woman. Eh, there's tonnes of women in England"" The irishman grabs a keg and throws it off. ""That was the last keg o' beer I made before my brewery burned down. So many memories. Eh, there's tonnes of beer in England."" The englishman grabs the welshman and throws him off. ""He was a great man; my friend. Eh, there's tonnes of welshmen in England.""