- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?

A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark

Greek PhD A doctor sees a patient in his clinic who needed stitches in his hand. The doctor takes the man in and stitches his hand up, and the two make small talk, and man learns that the doctor actually attended medical school and got his PhD in Greece. The man's hand becomes infected in a few days because the stitching was done incorrectly. When he goes back to the clinic to get it fixed, the doctor says he doesn't know how. The man asks him how he can be a doctor but not know how to fix this …

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear, or are out to repeat a rumor. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly and said, ""Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students...?"" ""Wait a moment,"" Socrates replied. ""Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three."" ""Test of Three?"" ""That's correct,"" Soc…