(in dog boss' office) "Smith, you're fired." Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) "Wait Smith get back here"

Cowboy gets bit by a snake on his willie .. 2 Cowboys riding the range stop to pee. While peeing, the first cowboy gets bit by a rattlesnake on his willie. He tells the 2nd cowboy to ride to town & get Doc. Smith. The 2nd cowboy rides to Doc Smith and tells him his friend got bit by a rattlesnake. Doc Smith says he has to delivery a baby right now, so just go back to your friend and suck the venom out. The 2nd cowboy rides back to the first cowboy. The first cowboy said , where is the Doc, w…

So I need you guys' idea for jokes? So a coworker of mine enjoys sleeping so much that another coworker and I started making jokes about it. Now what started off as just a couple of laughs here and there turned into our very own ""Chuck Norris"" jokes. To further explain we used the same structure of the jokes but instead of saying ""Chuck Norris"" we used his name, but to protect his identity I am going to say ""Smith"". Here are a couple of examples: -Most people take cat naps but cats take Sm…

Short comical narrative I wrote The detective's heels clicked on the cement steps as he approached the door. The deputy ducked under the police line behind him. He knocked and the door was slowly opened by the woman. The blue and red lights were reflected in her wet eyes. ""Mrs. Johnson?"" He asked. ""Yes. . . ?"" The woman replies. ""Detective White."" He held up his polished badge. ""Oh, come in."" She stepped aside. Several officers standing in the kitchen nodded to the detective as he entere…