What's the current number one song in Russia? Crimea river

The leader of China is growing restless so he tries to find a country that wants to fight his army, so he called Sweden... The leader of china calls Obama and says: ""Hey man, we havn't had a good fight in a while, how about we see who has the best army?"" To which Obama said: ""Look pal, you know me, we never say no to a big show down but we have so much on our plate right now. The election, the syrian crysis, superbowl...how about you come back in a couple of years? Or better yet, call Russia!…

Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River.

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River