😄 Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studyi...

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

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Apparently, "I judge a great wine by its alcohol content", doesn't impress wine snobs

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What professional hates going to the bar? A lawyer

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so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him.

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