What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt#Lil Jon#Home Depot#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[home depot] employee[yelling]: YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN HERE me: [yelling over the sound of revving chainsaw]: WHAT#Home Depot#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp