In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me "what is in cells?" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home.

I wonder what TSA would do if I brought a block of ice through airport security. My physics teacher said it's not a liquid.

just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said "i figured you'd have cured cancer by now." then i washed bird shit off her tahoe

Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher.