On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!' The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat. Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!' Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and the …

True story When I was in eighth grade back in 1970 the school gave us our second talk. They did it during science class and they combined the boys from two classes into one room that period and sent the girls to another room. A health teacher from the high school, who was a pretty cool guy, conducted the talk. After his presentation he opened it up for questions. These were pretty normal until the weird guy in eighth grade raised his hand. I want you to go back in time and think of the weirdest…

Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences

Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework Dog Student: (still chewing) almost