Report Card Subject: Science God clearly posses a great potential for talent, but his attitude is recalcitrant and his conviction is seriously lacking. He left a project, that had been assigned an eternity ago, until the last week before it was due. Then throwing the piece together in a very haphazard manner and doing nothing on the seventh day; the very day before it was due. When asked why he had not used this time to go over his work and eliminate some of its obvious defects, he became righte…

School assignment One day in elementary school, a young boy was listening to his teacher lecture about English. ""In a word like archaeologist or scientist, the letters i-s-t at the end mean that the words are talking about a person who does something a lot or is really good at it."" Then the students had an assignment. ""On a piece of paper, write down 'I can't wait to become a _______', and fill in the blank with whatever you want to be really good at and do all the time when you grow up."" Al…

So, a middle school science class is learning about genetics and the students are working with recessive and dominant eye colors in punnett squares. A few minutes into the activity one student beckons the teacher over. He has a very concerned look on his face. The teacher is a little worried. This has happened before. Every once in a while a student realizes that he is adopted or his dad isn't who he thought. The teacher hesitantly walks over to the concerned student, ready to have a difficult c…

A science teacher stood in the front of the class and asked... "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny…