THE LONGEST JOKE I KNOW! *before starting this id just like to let everyone know that one of my music teachers told me this joke 6 years ago and hopefully everyone has a good sense of humor* So theres this man named Juan and Juan has a wife and two kids. Juan makes his family follow three rules and three rules only. No drinking, no drugs and no cursing. Juan's family was been going by these rules for a long time and his family is completely perfect. So one day Juan is out in his garden and his n…

Mexican Drug Cartel There was a man who went by the name of Juan, who lived in Mexico with his 14 brother and his 12 sisters. Juan was involved in some pretty shady stuff, he was a distributed of product for a local gang. One day, there was a big argument between the leader and Juan, later, Juan came home he saw that all of his brothers and sisters had been slaughtered. He vowed to avenge them. Years passed and Juan finally reached his goal of becoming and undercover cop, now all he had to do wa…

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. ""How was he killed?"" asked one detective. ""With a golf gun,"" the other detective replied. ""A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"" ""I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.""

cop: "sir im afraid your dog is too cool for this neighbourhood" me: [turns his little baseball cap round right way] cop: "ok that's better"