Mexican Drug Cartel There was a man who went by the name of Juan, who lived in Mexico with his 14 brother and his 12 sisters. Juan was involved in some pretty shady stuff, he was a distributed of product for a local gang. One day, there was a big argument between the leader and Juan, later, Juan came home he saw that all of his brothers and sisters had been slaughtered. He vowed to avenge them. Years passed and Juan finally reached his goal of becoming and undercover cop, now all he had to do wa…

2 detectives were looking over Juan's murdered, lifeless body.. when one detective says "" it looks like he was killed by a golf gun"". The other detective said ""what's a golf gun?"" The other says "" I dunno, but it sure made a hole in Juan.""

Police Respond to the House of a Man Who Beat His Wife to Death with a Golf Club... The police begin questioning the Husband, who admits the fight started over his obsession with the game of golf. ""My wife has been up my butt about how much I've been playing golf...golf-this, golf-that...she wouldn't stop and I just snapped and started hitting her with my 3-Wood."" ""My god,"" one of the cops ask, looking down at the wife's badly beaten body. ""How many times did you hit her?"" The husband paus…

So an old buddy of mine went to prison... He had just gotten married actually, and one of the first things he did as a newly married man was go for a round of 18 holes with his buds. Okay...they also got a few drinks afterwords. When he got home, golf bags in tow, his wife confronted him: ""I can't believe you'd go out all day after we're married, and to golf! and... you reek of booze!"" and she really keeps letting him have it, until he can't take it anymore. He's always had a temper, but this …