sad, but true and funny! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. ""Well,"" he says, ""I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."" The Tennessee contract…

About Three Contractors Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. ""Well,"" he says, ""I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."" The Tennessee contracto…

A pair of lifelong friends play golf and go to Hooters Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch. ""Where you wanna go?"" ""Hooters."" ""Why?"" ""Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts. The legs..."" ""OK."" Ten years later at 40, they play. ""Where you wanna go?"" ""Hooters."" ""Why?"" ""Well, you know, they …

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team? So that Minnesota does not get jealous.