😄 What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot? One says ""hey, you, get off of my clou...

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot? One says ""hey, you, get off of my cloud"", and the other says ""hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe"".

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