Goats Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. ""These,"" she explained, ""are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."" She then asked, ""What do you do in America with your old goats?"" A spry old gentleman answered, ""They send us on bus tour…

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?,"Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.