A blonde woman walks into a library and talks to the lady at the front desk and says "" I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."" The lady replies ""Ma'am, this is a library."" The blonde looks around, then whispers "" I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."" (Credit goes to my dad for this one. He had another one that I can't remember but once I do I'm coming back to post it)

So a blonde walks into a library... she goes to the front desk and says ""I'd like a hamburger, a french fry and a milkshake."" The librarian at the desk quitely says ""Miss, this is a library."" The blonde responds ""Oh, sorry"" then wispers ""I'll have a hamburger, a french fry and a milkshake.""

[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper

I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'