A blonde woman walks into a library and talks to the lady at the front desk and says "" I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."" The lady replies ""Ma'am, this is a library."" The blonde looks around, then whispers "" I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."" (Credit goes to my dad for this one. He had another one that I can't remember but once I do I'm coming back to post it)

A blonde enters a library She goes up to the librarian and says ""I will have a Big Mac, large fry and a coke."" The librarian, a bit confused, says ""sorry miss, but this is a library."" The blonde is very embarrassed and says ""I'm so sorry,"" and then proceeds to whisper ""I will have a Big Mac, large fry and a coke.""

[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper

I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'