Two black guys were walking down the road in Los Angeles.... When they were hit by a police car driven by a drunk cop. One guy was thrown through the windscreen and his buddy was sent hurling down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering, and the second was charged with leaving the scene of an accident. (I'm not racist but I laughed at this so hard.)

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. Detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, ""Give me all your money or I'll shoot."" One of them, when it was his turn, shouted, ""That's not what I said!""

Police Lineup Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. Detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot." One of them, when it was his turn, shouted, "That's not what I said!"

The freeway near Los Angeles was blocked for three hours after a truck driven by a three-legged man crashed into a car driven by a bearded lady. Police described it as a freak accident. ACCOUNTANTS