Right And Wrong :D :P Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. ""All right children, let's take an example,"" Mrs Cameron said. ""If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"" Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, ""You'd be his wife.""

Right and Wrong Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."

I'm off to the store got your wallet? yes you sure? YES *hour later wife turns on news and I'm being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*

My neighbor gave my kid a whistle today. He is survived by his wife Linda. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to my bail money fund.