Right and Wrong Very Funny Jokes :P Mrs Cameron, a primary instructor, was coaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. ""All right children, allow's take an instance,"" Mrs Cameron stated. ""If I had been to get into a person's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what could I be?"" Little Tony increases his hand, and with a confident smile says, ""you'll be his wife.""

Right and Wrong Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."

Marketing 101 A professor explained about marketing to MBA students. 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich, marry me. That's direct marketing. 2. You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her, he's rich, marry him. That's advertising. 3. The same girl at the party walks to you and says, you're rich, do you want to marry me? That's brand recognition. 4. You say I'm rich, marry me and she introduces you to her husband. That's the demand and supply…

Definitions of Marketing What is MARKETING ? This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ""I am very rich. Marry me!"" - That's Direct Marketing. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: ""He's very rich. Marry him!"" - That's Advertising. 3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: ""You…