My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this.

Bank loan A frog walked into a loan office to ask for a loan and the loan officers name was Mr. Paddywack. Mr. Paddywack asked for collatoral as they always did and the frog said, ""I only have this little porcelin elephant."" The loan officer had said that it wasn't really collatoral, but he would ask his manager. The frog added ""oh yeah, and my dad is Mick Jagger."" The loan officer went to his manager and said, ""There is a frog out there who only has a small porcelin elephant, and he mentio…

There was a little boy named Buttitches His very first day at school the teacher asks him what his name is. ""What's your name?"" ""Buttitches."" ""Haha, very funny, what is your name?"" ""Buttitches."" ""Listen child, tell me your real name or I'm sending you to the principal."" ""Buttitches."" ""Principal's office! Now!"" The boy arrives at the principal's office and asks for the boy's name. ""What's your name?"" ""Buttitches."" ""Oh we have a jokester do we? What's your real name son?"" ""But…

A police officer is walking through town on his daily beat when he sees... .. a nun drinking a bottle of rum on the side of the road. ""Sister, what are you doing? Should you not be at the convent?"" he asks. ""I'll be going hic back soon officer. I'm trying to hic cure the Mother Superior's hic constipation"" she slurs. Getting annoyed, the police office says, ""Sister, look at the state of yourself, how do you expect to help the Mother Superior when you're so drunk?"" The nun looks at the offi…