Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.#Bmw#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges.#Louis Vuitton#Bmw#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him.#Bmw#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fun fact: Peanut butter also sticks to the roof of your ex-husband's BMW#Bmw#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.#Bmw#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp