Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges.

Fun fact: Peanut butter also sticks to the roof of your ex-husband's BMW

Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

If you ever feel useless... Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals.