A Snail goes to a car dealership and..... A snail goes to a Cadillac dealership and buys a new car. But when he buys it he has specific instructions for the dealer. ""I want you to give it a paint job"" says the snail. ""Sure, what color?"" says the dealer. ""I want you to paint a big red S on the hood, the doors, the roof and the trunk."" instructs the snail. ""Sure thing,"" says the dealer, ""but can I ask why?"" The snail looks at him and explains: "" So when I go driving up and down the strip all the people watching me say ""Look at that S Car Go!!!!