Skills shortage in heaven Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; ""It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."" ""Yeah,"" Satan replies. ""All the more for me!"" God replies, ""You better send them up here immediately."" Satan says, ""No way. I'm keeping them."" God says, ""Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."" Satan laughs , ""Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?""

An engineer went to Hell... The engineer looks around, confused, and sees that despite having lived what he felt was a pious and good life, he is in Hell. Satan quickly introduces himself. ""Welcome to Hell. I can't say i was expecting you, so i guess St. Peter made a mistake when he put you on the Hell list. I'll have one of my demons phone him right away. In the mean time, well, there isn't much, but if you want to amuse yourself, i can help you with that."" The engineer thinks for a moment, a…

A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The Doctor said ""It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helpd with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman. ""No,"" said the rabbi. ""It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world. ""Wait,"" Said the engineer ""The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engin…

A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, and an engineer are golfing... ... and they keep getting held up by a twosome in front of them. The two guys can't hit straight, take forever to find their balls, they are terrible, and no amount of yelling at them seems to help. Finally the greenskeeper comes around in his cart so they flag him down. The greenskeeper says, "Oh, those two guys are the firemen who rescued the orphans from the burning building last year! They are both blind and can't hear very we…