A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van.

baby moses: [crying] mum: "why wont he stop" dad: "throw him in the river lol" mum: "okay" this is from a book called the bible

As a Jew, I have heard many Jewish jokes, here are a few... Why do Jews have big noses? because air is free... Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizza's don't scream in the oven.... What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon... How many Jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray... Why did Hitler kill himself? he saw his gas bill... Why did Moses split the red sea? He saw a nickle at the bottom... If you all have any I f…

Moses and Jesus reminisce about the their days on Earth. Moses and Jesus are reminiscing about their time in Earth. Jesus says to Moses ""let's go back for a bit! Where would you like to go?"" Moses told Jesus ""I've always like the Red Sea."" So they go to the Red Sea and wander around a bit. Suddenly Moses find a long stick and looks at Jesus and says ""remember this Jesus?"" and then he splits the Red Sea. ""I loved when you did that!"" Jesus said. ""Do you remember this?"" and Jesus starts w…