A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around

If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo.

I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man "Hans"

*invents time machine* *goes to 1930 germany* *points guns at young hitler* What gives u the right to ruin a mustache style for everyone?