Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall. The first says that he is really hungry and flys into the night. After half an hour he returns and his mouth is full of blood. The other two ask him: ""where did you get that?"" He answers: ""Do you see that little light across the hill? It was a little family at a camping trip. Delicious!"" The second vampire starts in the air and returns 15minutes later, the whole face covered with blood. The others ask jealousy: ""Where have you been?"" Smili…

A skeleton and his wife was walking on a sidewalk... when they both saw a restaurant. The skeleton asks: ""Honey, do you want to try the food in this restaurant? I heard it is delicious."" the skeleton's wife said: ""Nah, i do not have the *stomach* for it."" As they were walking, an upset vampire walked past them. The skeleton said: ""Hmm, it must really *suck* to be a vampire."" Meanwhile, the skeleton's wife noticed a lost and confused ghost on the sidewalk. ""Whats the matter? Do you need an…

Dumb jokes that are funny. THIS IS PART 2 part 1: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10ufom/dumb_jokes_that_are_funny_pt1/ Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a tuba glue! Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? A: Its butt. Q: Where does George Washington keep his armies? A: In his sleevies. Q: What kind of flower is on your face? A: Tulips! Q: What do you do when you see a spaceman? A: Park your car, man. Q: What is invisible and smells like …

Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.