Dumb jokes that are funny. THIS IS PART 2 part 1: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10ufom/dumb_jokes_that_are_funny_pt1/ Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a tuba glue! Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? A: Its butt. Q: Where does George Washington keep his armies? A: In his sleevies. Q: What kind of flower is on your face? A: Tulips! Q: What do you do when you see a spaceman? A: Park your car, man. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Rabbit farts. Q: What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? A: Dino-mite. Q: What did the policeman say to his tummy? A: You're under a vest! Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A: Because of his coffin. Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? A: He had no body to go with him! Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs? A: 'Cause the cow's got the udder! Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk? A: Nightmares. Q: How does an octopus go to war? A: Well-armed Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A: A private tutor. Q: What does a ghost wear when it's raining outside? A: BOOOOOOOOOOOTS! Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-dear. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no eye-dear Q: Where would you find said deer? A: Right where you left him. Two men traveled through time back to the dinosaur age. They see a huge scary dinosaur with no eyes. One man says to the other ""Do you know what type of dinosaur that is? It looks like it is going to eat us!"" The other man says ""It is called a 'do-you-think-he-saw-us.'"" Im sorry in advance if any of these jokes were a repost, but theres been so many jokes posted on here its impossible to keep track of. part 3 comin up EDIT: Fixed some jokes