Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall. The first says that he is really hungry and flys into the night. After half an hour he returns and his mouth is full of blood. The other two ask him: ""where did you get that?"" He answers: ""Do you see that little light across the hill? It was a little family at a camping trip. Delicious!"" The second vampire starts in the air and returns 15minutes later, the whole face covered with blood. The others ask jealousy: ""Where have you been?"" Smili…

Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall. Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall. The first says that he is really hungry and flys into the night. After half an hour he returns and his mouth is full of blood. The other two ask him: "where did you get that?" He answers: "Do you see that little light across the hill? It was a little family at a camping trip. Delicious!"  The second vampire starts in the air and returns 15minutes later, the whole face covered with blood. The …

Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious.

Mannequin challenge but me just standing in the kitchen, in the dark, holding the ice cream container as my wife walks by unaware.