My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, ""Fried chicken."" She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am, Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to …

I grew up in a farm. Once I had to take a cow to be inseminated on a school day. My teacher didn't really appreciate this and asked why my dad didn't do it himself. I told her that we only get calves with a bull.

I'm speechless. t was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet E'? Tom replied ELEPHANT' Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet T'. Tom replied Two Elephants' Teacher asked him the same question. Tom replied Ten Elephants' Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet M' Tom replied Mother Elephant' The angry teach…

Story about a blue fish. A boy was told to draw a blue fish for homework. The next day he brought the drawing back to school and showed it to the teacher, the teacher looked at it and told him to leave the class and go to the principal. At the principal's office the boy was asked why he was sent, the boy responded; ""Well I was told to draw a blue fish but as soon as the teacher saw it she sent me to you."" The principal asked to see the drawing and upon viewing it expelled the student from the …