Three Hobos... ...are walking along a railroad track in the early morning. It's been days since their last meal, and they are quite hungry. They came upon a dead rat. ""Breakfast!"", exclaimed the first one, and he gobbled it up. A short time later, they found a half-eaten raccoon carcass. ""Oh, boy! Brunch!"", yelled the second one, and he quickly devoured it. After a little while, both men began to feel sick to their stomachs. Suddenly the first one stopped and puked his guts out; this caused the second to lose his meal almost simultaneously. The third hobo simply smiled and said ""Mmm...a nice, hot, lunch.""