A professor, a graduate student and a post-doc are researching genie conjuring when, lo and behold, they say the right words and the genie pops out. The genie says, ""I have to give 3 wishes, so since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish."" The post-doc says, ""Me first! I want to be on a beach in Hawaii with a Mai Tai on one side and a Chippendale on the other!"" Poof! She's gone. The grad student says, ""Me next! I want to be in the Bahamas on a speedboat with a beautiful woman rubbing my s…

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, ""Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a 'lil bit different. The last few times, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Maui, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Bahamas and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."" Luther as…

A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park... A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone. "Me ne…

Sheikh was talking to his travel agent.... Sheikh: I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently.... The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.... Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and spent some days and my wife Razia got pregnant..... Then two years ago, you told me to enjoy Bahamas, and Razia got pregnant again.... Last year you suggested Tahiti and Razia once again got pregnant..... Travel agent: …