A professor, a graduate student and a post-doc are researching genie conjuring when, lo and behold, they say the right words and the genie pops out. The genie says, ""I have to give 3 wishes, so since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish."" The post-doc says, ""Me first! I want to be on a beach in Hawaii with a Mai Tai on one side and a Chippendale on the other!"" Poof! She's gone. The grad student says, ""Me next! I want to be in the Bahamas on a speedboat with a beautiful woman rubbing my shoulders."" Poof! He's gone. The genie looks at the professor and says, ""So what do you want?"" The professor replies, ""I want both of them back in the lab after lunch.""