Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred.

BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape

Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?

It's too bad Batman's real name wasn't Bruce Bates, then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time.