The Donut Joke There was once an unemployed donut named Bob. Luckily for him, a pirate ship sailed into the port that day. He went to the captain of the ship and said, ""Can I work on your ship?"" The captain said ""No."" The donut went home all sad and depressed. The next day, he went back to the captain. ""Can I work on your ship?"" ""No!"" The donut again sulked all the way back home. Then he had a brilliant idea. He'd ask the captain again. The next day, he went back to the ship docked at th…

My ex girlfriend was an absolute treasure I say this because just like treasure, you'll probably need a map and a shovel to find her EDIT: I know this is a repost but what do you expect? This is /r/jokes

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