Alexis Tsipras walks into a bar in Athens... ...and orders a sandwich with tzatziki. The bartender quickly scurries off to prepare it. Once returned to the register, he says: ""Here you are, one gyro. Is that for here or to go?"" Unfazed, Tsipras grabs the sandwich and heads for the door. ""Wait! what about the bill?!?"" cries the bartender. The Prime Minister pauses, then smirks and sneers: ""Haven't you seen the news? I don't have to pay this euro bill. Besides it's called a 'drachma'""